Quest For Fame and Fortune

Here is the premise: jam one-tenth of possessions in box labeled "Hey, if you want it just take it. Seriously." one fifth very neatly in a sedan (see Volkswagon Jetta), a solid half into a storage unit (see The Cubby Hole in Tejas), and then jettison the remainder into the trash and out of your mind. Drive to gas station, galk at the price of oil (why pay for a military presence if I'm not getting reimbursed at the pump?), fill up, merge. The start of the new year seemed the appropriate time to drop all obligation and responsibility for a flippant few months of doing nothing and everything at the same time. I'm now in Austin Texas watching hipsters refill coffee and casually swish hair back into place... oh the places I'll go in 2008!